Robert ClarkI was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me "smoking can cause fatal lung cancer".
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The warning on the packet of cigarettes you’re holding right now says that smoking can cause fatal lung cancer. This is the kind of statement that you would expect to read on a packet of cigarettes, but what about on a cereal box? Recently, I bought raisins on sale at the grocery store, and on the back of the bag there was a warning that said “Raisin consumption contributes to fatal kidney failure”. That warning sounded very ominous, but after thinking it over for a moment, I decided that it was far too unlikely for me to be affected by it. I am not going to die of kidney failure anytime soon.
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